Time For Bed

Goodnight penguins and non penguins alike.

:-)

*waggles flippers*

Sleep well.

I talk to the pussy… I talk with my tongue.

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At The Sperm Analysis Center

— Her:
Oh you're here for the blah blah test!
— Me:
Yeah
— Her:
*grins big*
— Me:
*thinks* She knows I'm about to go jack off into a cup. O.o

Not Allowed

I shouldn’t be allowed to use a computer this late at night. Nope.

I’m sooooo tempted to do sumfin.

I’d lose followers for sure.

*grins*

— Her:
The guy at the phone store said that this little plastic protector is bullet proof...
— Me:
It's what?
— Her:
Yeah, he said it was bullet proof.
— Me:
That little thin piece of plastic?
— Her:
Yeah. He told me not to shoot my phone though, just in case.
— Me:
...
— Her:
...
— Me:
...
— Her:
...
— Me:
Can we...
— Her:
No.

Fears

Let’s discuss fears. I have this fear of being left in a grocery store.

No really. I do.

I swear it’s the weirdest thing ever.

don’t be a dick

wilwheaton:

If a big part of your enjoyment of a thing on TV or movies is nitpicking it to death, that’s cool.

… but shitting all over the people who enjoyed the same thing without nitpicking it to death is really not cool.

Also talking in movie theaters. NOT COOL

So… the story here is… he’s holding mistletoe above her head… and after all these years is STILL waiting for her to kiss him. Wow, talk about endurance.

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Being A Penguin

One would think that by hiding behind a penguin face, I would be more outgoing on here…. well as outgoing as a person with flippers could be of course.

Nope, I like to sit in the corner and sip on my tea.

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