Get your act together… this is NOT a good way for me to spend my eve before not swearing a whole fucking damn fucking day. Grrr
I’m doing it wrong.
You know those two friends that won’t ever go away? That’s how a Penis feels about his nuts.
Everytime I see the acronym TMI I think of the name Timmy. Not sure why that is… but uh yeah.
Sure I didn’t spell the title right… but hey I’m unique that way. :-) I’m also cuddly. Who wouldn’t want a cuddly box. Don’t answer that. The insurance company won’t cover my leaky roof because it is an existing thing. That kinda sucks. Methinks the current existing happened before I moved in…. ‘cause it’s only first started doing that...
Here at TT, one would like to think that truth could happen on more than just Tuesday. For all you know I could be a midget. I’m not. But I could be. A mime midget with zombies in his basement.
I had Pizza for lunch. It was good. That’s all there is to it. Good Pizza. Good Lunch. Now I’m back at work under the fake lights… fake. fucking. lights. fake. Compared to the sunlight outside? Not good enough. I should stop swearing. Fuck. Did it again.
Dear Tumblr App
Why did it just take me a long time to fucking heart something? I know my fingers are working today! I tested them.
I hate doctors. They’re not fun. Some try to be funny … some actually succeed… others not so much. Oh well. Today is Tuesday. I can handle that. :-) I have a Coke in my hand and my belly is full and happy. Oh yes happy as can be. People who think they know stuff that they actually don’t? Yeah they can take a flying leap. How annoying that can be. My phone loves me. I...
Well bedtime calls. :-) G’night. Catch ya on the flipside.
Pets Are Asleep
All the pets. All the sleeps. All the snores. All of thems. Wait dog just woke up. Lemme rephrase. All the cats. Thems asleep. All. The. Cats.
Yeah… watching Pearl Harbor. Damn spelled it as Perl, heh damn scripting language getting in mah head again. Tomorrow I should watch Saving Private Ryan. That way I’ll get both main World Wars in. Afterwhich World War 3… which of course would be some kind of Zombie movie. Right? Right. Huh 10:35 already? Where did today go???
There Once Was A Puppy
Ahem… there once was a puppy named George. He was cute and happy and fuzzy and quite a good puppy. George would do whatever he wanted to do… be it running around in circles chasing his tail, or chasing the kitties. Oh yes George was good at all sorts of stuffs. He was a puppy.
Found the kitty. :-)
She was hiding in my sock drawer. Darn cat thinks the socks are her kitties.
Lost A Kitty
I only count two kittehs in my living room… and the doggy. Third kitty must be around here somewhere… here kitty kitty kitty… here kitty kitty kitty!
Speaking of Zombies
Honestly… if you came across a Zombie that was a Mime would it make noise? Discuss.
I should find a load
of stuff to watch tonight… hmmm regular tv… just isn’t cutting it for some reason.
Well ... huh
Some peoples don’t have that fanmail box thingy on their page thingy… so sad. :’( « see? there’s a tear.
That's a good combo.
kaonicks replied to your post: What does Box do when he’s bored? I AM ALARMED AND POSSIBLY AROUSED Very good combo. :-) Work with that.
What does Box do when he's bored?
He sends fan mail. Don’t be alarmed!
You’re important … just like everyone else. The difference? You rock that shit like no one else can!
Yeah… taking photos with the camera phone… feels kinda… tacky. I should invest in a camera. Something neat. But what to take pictures of… hmmm here puppy puppy puppy!
Home And Naked
:-) Yep. My night is finally complete.
I do believe my mind is now blown… I’ll have to post the link to the video later… but wow! Blown is my mind. My mind is blown. That sounds sexual.
What if… such an interesting sentence starter. Some What If questions shouldn’t be asked though… they could lead to … unpleasant consequences.
Uh… I still have a crush on myself. :-) I mean honestly, how can I not? I live with myself day after day. :-P Now accepting applications for people to have a Tumblr Crush on.
Yes I just googled that word. :-) Anywhoo… anyone have a Swath cut on their pubes? xD As you were.
TMI Monday Part 2
Hmmm getting naked at work… now there’s a thought. :-) Get naked and be comfy… or… get fired after getting naked. Decisions Decisions. xD
I just want to get naked right now. That’s pretty much it. I of course can’t because I’m at work. But yeah.
I will be turning my cat into a Unicorn later today. Mostly so I can have a Unicorn. Just have to find a horn that will fit the kitteh’s head. I think the small fluffy kitty will work out nicely for this project. Knowing me, I’ll probably just end up finding a toilet paper roll and taping it to the cat’s head… yeah that won’t look pretty at all. … and...
Deleted The Last Of My Messags
All gone. :-) Buh Bye. Yay! Feels good to have a clean box again.
Or to be 30 again....
Yeah 30 was a good year. I could do that one over again. :-) Nothing too crazy happened… that I can remember. lol
Oh To Be 23 again...
Yep all of that. I wonder if I would do things differently if I could go back to that age… correct a few things in the past, would that unravel my future and make things worse? Interesting thoughts for sure.
Wow, Monday already? Where did that come from? Seriously who knew it would pop over so quickly. Oh well… I suppose it’s good that I have Coke in my hand right now. I’d snap a shot… but uh it’s kinda dark where I’m currently at. So no, no picture at the moment. Let’s see what will happen today… oh yes good times ahead.
Yep… all of that and then some. Not even going to think right now. This will not make sense… so don’t try. Yep all of that. Time for bed. Laterz.
Speaking Of Boobs
Way back when… not sure how many years ago. Yep, that’s how long it was. I jokingly said to a friend “Show me your boobs.” She didn’t find it funny. We stopped talking. I can understand why she didn’t think that was funny. I was a dick. I’ve since stopped such comments. So um yeah. There’s that. Did I mention I was bored? As you were.
Yes I am watching movies tonight. I just finished X-Men. I watched them backwards… from 3 to 1. I watched Wolverine the other day… and First Class last week. I need to buy that movie. So yeah watched them backwards. I’m not going to watch Batman Begins. So. Fucking. Bored.
No matter what you think of your boobs, I like...
twitchyspastic: trust me on this one. THIS SO MUCH THIS
I see you’ve decided to come back. How fortunate and lucky for me. Uh huh… sure … that’s how it all works out. Anywho… uh time for some milk and a heartburn pill… perhaps a headache pill as well. Yep. That kind of day.
My superpower is pretending I'm ok.
All The Zombies!
Oh yes, watching Resident Evil: Extinction. Mostly because I can. Yay for Zombies!!!
I’m going to go find a way to cheer myself up. :-) Today is just one of those days I think. Weird. Just. Plain. Weird.
Things TV Has Taught Me
As long as you don’t look down, you can walk on air… well you have to be a cartoon character though. If you hear noises, it’s okay to go towards the sound, you’ll die anyways. Why not help out the psychopath. Most stories have happy endings, Disney movies especially. The ones that don’t have happy endings… yeah those are the ones where the cute fluffy animals...
All The Rum
Her: Let's get this!
Me: okay, what we mixing it with?
Her: Oh it's already mixed
Me: No, I'm pretty sure it's not... that's just a bottle of rum
Her: No really it is mixed
Me: ... I shouldn't trust you but okay
Her: *pours two glasses*
Her and Me: *takes drinks*
Her: This isn't mixed
Me: Yeah I told you that already
I have it in the fridge. Vodka and Tripple Sec… You can have it if you want. xD It’s right over there… in the fridge…. waiting.