That Phone Call
Her: We're not coming up, there's a snow storm that's scheduled to be happening.
Me: They schedule those things?
Her: I guess so.
Me: Oh good. We don't have the fucking money to even do what you were coming up for.
Her: It works out then.
Me: I guess it does.
My dog has successfully pulled down the front room curtains. Bent the curtain rod and the bracket thingy (technical term) that holds the whole damn thing up. Yep. He’s a good dog for the most part…. just when he’s left alone… that’s when he has his fun. Oh well. I can’t blame him. I’d put blinds backup… but the kitties… they tend to make...
Oh The Laughs
Him: *shakes hand*
Her: *shakes hand*
Me: *whispers* You do realize he probably jacked off with that same hand you just shook
Her: Oh shoosh you!
*jumping on the bed naked*
Yes… because I can. … and because I am! :-) Yay penguin!!
Never a boobie squishing hug
stilltiedtothetracks replied to your post: Hugs For All As long as the hugs are side hugs and not boobie-squishing hugs, you should be okay. Nope, never do the boobie squishing ones.
Hugs For All
Well… since I stopped drinking and won’t be sending any more um… drunken messages. O.O (Which usually have to do with how nice a rack peeps have… oops). I’ll just have to send out hugs instead. Ya know, ‘cause that’s what sober penguins do.
Anon me… yeah I can’t spell that big anon word. :p Be lucky this penguin can read at all!
Yep… it’s what was for dinner. Talk about good. Pizza and Porn. Erm… wait no porn was had. xD
Hi Thursday… I’d wave to you, but well I’m in you so you wouldn’t even see me waving… perhaps you’d feel it? Yes let’s go with that. Tomorrow is Friday. I feel like just relaxing and doing nothing this weekend. So I think that’s exactly what I’ll do.
Why yes I would love some Hate Mail about now. :-) No really go for it. It’ll be fun. xD
Life hasn’t been the same since I stopped writing erotic stories/thoughts/snippets/whatever they were. Nope. Sure hasn’t.
It's A Technical Thing
So… a glass is a glass… and a red solo cup is considered a cup…. also beer drinkers best friend. What about a plastic clear container that’s the size of a glass? Is that still considered a cup? O.O Confuzed penguin is confuzzled!
Kitty likes to cuddle up to me at night. He purrs rather loudly. Such a good kitty he is. He tries to snuggle up to the dog as well, but that just freaks the dog out and the dog jumps down from the bed. Darn dog. Kitty is just attempting to snuggle with you.
Today is Tuesday… means truthful stuffs comes out of people’s Tumblrs. Why are people throwing racist comments at the Hunger Games? Seriously? What the fuck is up with that? GRRR I wish it were Wednesday…. or Thursday…. Friday would be good. But since it’s Tuesday. :-) Well let’s see here. Slept good last night. Yeah I got nuffin.
Her: I had a dream about your work
Me: Was it a good dream or a bad dream?
Her: I kicked your coworker's ass!
Me: So it was a good dream
Ahem. Dear Monday. You are one weird day. Do you have any friends Monday? If you do… please go see them about not sneaking up on people. Well except for Friday, it can do whatever it wants. Mostly because it’s Friday.
No More Drunk Tumblr xD
Oh yes… no more drunk tumblring for this Penguin. No more drinking either. Penguin is turning a new leaf… erm ice cube.
Times for a Tumblr break :)
I’ll be on Twitter… mostly ‘cause of reasons. :D Laters Tumblr!
... and this just happened ...
Her: I just flipped on the tv and P.S. I love you was on
Me: Oh? Thought you hated that movie.
Her: I Do!
Her: What if you died tomorrow?
Me: Then I'd be dead...
Her: Well I wouldn't be able to hear your voice again.... record some things for me?
Me: Will do
Paste the last thing you copied.
faeriekitteh: azraeldoesnotdispute: pureklaination: colferpchris: #i hope this breaks your tag ________________________ Cupcakes LOL! My human has recieved an official invitation, to a reception at the Government House… for her work as a volunteer. 032520122220
He waited till after I ate all the pizza before he decided to eat the food in his bowl.
If I have sent a message recently?
Please ignore it. I’m currently drunk. I don’t have a fucking clue what the fuck I sent! O.O Oh damn. I’m gonna go hide now.
12 Year old me?
Yeah…. you’ll figure shit out. Just like I have. Good fucking luck. Oh by the way, you swear now. :-)
Next Up! Sunday Movies
Star Trek: Nemisis … one would think I’d be watching another Star Wars movie… hmmm I really should. Alternate between them. and stuffs. :)
okay my story
:’( It happened in 2007… so 5 years ago? I met a gal over the internet. I was …. in I guess you would say “lust” with her. We met, spent a few days together and had sex. I loved her. She didn’t return the love…. she was just in it for the friendship. I’ve tried to move on. I have someone else in my life and … I just can’t stop...
I... want to tell my story.
I have a story… you have a story…. we all have a story. I want to tell my story. But I’m afraid. I’m afraid because people will say “Oh we’ve all been there before, your story is no different than other people’s story.” Yeah. That’s what I’m afraid of. Need someone to understand and willing to listen. Not judge me. Yes, that is the...
Hi. I’m penguin. I’m currently drunk! oh and naked but that doesn’t matter I feel great! actually I feel weird…. this whole drunk thing. it’s weird you know what I mean.
Reblog if you want (1) message saying what someone...
discoveringherdesires: Pleaseeee?! Anon or not. :D fmlkegg.tumblr.com/ask
Yep, that’s a good way to start this one out. Dearest Sunday… I’ve cheated on you with other days… Saturday being the most recent. But you know how that can be. You have to share your time with six other days. I hear Tuesday is a bitch. Friday’s the party day…. Wednesday is the sex day. You Sunday, you’re a rest day. How amusing and fun that must be for...
Silly Door Knockers
Gah… don’t be knocking on my door. Grrr. They won’t stop. I don’t get it.
Silly people who ring my doorbell. The shades are drawn for a reason. Ringing the doorbell only makes my dog want to jump through the picture window at you. Hence his barking and growling at you. He just wants to play. In other words. Don’t ring my fucking doorbell again. Thanks.
Yes Vodka sitting in my fridge…. I’m sorry but you won’t last beyond today. Yes today is your funeral. Have a good one. Mwhahahahahahahaha
Up next in my movie Sunday?
Star Trek: Insurrection
oh it has a name?
twitchyspastic replied to your post: Hashbrowns potato pancake I’m learning stuffs everyday! Nice!
Was introduced to a different way of doing hashbrowns the other day. She took mashed potatoes from the night before and threw it in a pan. Once one side was cripsy, flipped it over and crisped the other side. It was interesting and quite yummy.
I forgot… the “starfleet” in Star Wars is evil. No wonder I get confused easily! Dammit.
That Awkward moment...
Obi Wan: Vader killed your father… …. later in the movie … “You killed my father!” “I AM your father!” … See Obi Wan? If you would have just told the truth up front… it wouldn’t have been quite a shock now would it have been… and stuffs. Yeah that.
Luke playing with his father's toys
Didn’t anyone tell Luke he shouldn’t play with his father’s toys? I mean seriously. Who knows where they’ve been. Oh wait we do… just watch the first three episodes. As you were.
Don’t they know not to walk around in sand? It’ll get all up in their gizmo thingies.
Speaking of Darth Vader
Does he have a mechanical penis? What? I can ask that question if I want to. I wonder what kind of hydraulics it would take to get it up. Or does he just use the force. O.O
*nods lots* Oh yes! there’s surround sound going on in my house! :D I hear explosions all around me. This rocks! Thank goodness it’s not real, or else I’d be having lots of issues about now.