I'm A Penguin

… and she fell asleep on the couch. I should probably wake her up and take her to bed. For sleeping and stuffs.

Yeah sleeping.

It’s a good thing.

Night peeps.

Yup, thinking about what would be a good movie to watch. Perhaps something to download from iTunes… hmmm

Let’s see what Apple has to offer.

:-)

Yay birfday in 32 days!!

July 31st. :)

Her: Hey, can you turn on the stove?

Me: mmm okay

Me: Hey stove, you’re looking pretty sexy today with your knobs and your hot surfaces…

Her: What the hell?

Me: What? You asked me to turn on the stove…

I will however do the five things.

1. I was cute fucking cute when I was born. All 2 lbs 10 ounces of me. So cute even the nurses had to put a balloon on my penis so I wouldn’t pee on them. Hah!

2. I enjoy Friday’s and weekends. They’re relaxing. Mostly I just want to sit around and do nothing.

3. If I’m pissed off, I’ll tell it to your face. You don’t have to wonder what I’m feeling.

4. Not a fan of cars. They’re fun to look at, but being in one? Anxiety like crazy. I’d rather ride an oversized bunneh places. However I will ride in a car for well over an hour just to get to a favorite restaurant.

5. My Weiner Dog was the best dog ever. He was so damn cute.

I don’t think I’ll ever do a Thowback Thursday. Mostly for the following reasons.

1. I don’t tend to keep pictures in plain sight, I’d have to go looking for them.

2. If I did find said pictures, I’d have to purchase a scanner in order to have them in a sharable quality… no, I won’t just snap a picture.

That pretty much sums it up. We’ll see what happens. I guess I could find the picture of me as a baby in the hospital… hooked up to thousands of tubes and machines and I look all icky trying to hang on for life? Nah.

You don’t want to see that, trust me.

Her: When you get home, the front yard will look totally different.

Me: Uh, aren’t you tired? You just worked a grave shift.

Her: Nope! I’m good.

: I wonder what she means by the front yard will look different…

Another weekend is almost here. Just have to wait out the rest of the day until it does appear.

Not too bad of a week. Granted I don’t have a clue what’s been going on this week.

So yep there’s all of that.

Randomness? Oh you better believe it.

Well… she doesn’t want to go see Men In Black 3, so Ted it is.

Whenever that movie comes out. We’re going. xD

Showed her the Red Band trailer of it… she loved the Thunder song! xD xD

Nope, I sure wasn’t meant to be a golfer.

Just tried hitting a bunch of golf balls into a putting thingy. Yes that’s a technical term!

The thingy didn’t like the thingy I was thingying. (Also technical terms) and that damn ball didn’t do a damn thing.

It hit the wall and stopped.

Golfing can suck my nuts.

Me: Hey, it’s time to wake up.

Her: *waves her hand at me* Shh, I’m on a roller coaster. Come back later.

Me: uh… okay

Five minutes pass

Me: Hey, it’s time to wake up.

Her: Hi, I dreamed we were on a roller coaster.

Me: Yeah I know, you told me.

Her: I did? Oh.

Me: Was it fun?

Her: Yeah, I got dizzy though. Afterwards you puked.

Me: …

Her: True story

You’ve been sitting at your desk all day attempting to figure something out. It’s literally taken you all day to understand and grasp what the issue is, then the rest of the day to figure out why it’s doing that.

You’re about to give up, move onto something else and come back to this thing when an idea pops into your head. Boom problem solved.

You think to yourself, why the hell didn’t that happen hours ago?

We may never know.

Yep, it’s been decided. I need one of the following… in no particular order at all:

• Radioactive Bunny
• An Arc Reactor
• Millions of Legos upon which I will build a small town ala BeetleJuice.
• A million dollars
• A book
• A reading light for said book
• A bookmark for said book

Yep that about covers it.

Thanks to My Coke Rewards, I have 3 different magazine subscriptions coming my way as well as an 8 gig mp3 player.

Doing so good today. Spilled coffee on my shirt on my way into work this morning. No biggie though, had an extra shirt in the car. :-)

Got lunch, spilled that on my shirt.

I’m out of extra shirts.

So food stain on my shirt now.

Oh well. It was tastey.

I’m going to get them FIRST!!!

Get this one first… it’s 240 ;) that way, you’ll run out of money fast and I can grab the rest! Crap I just gave you my plan.

Well, now I want to own all of the Arcitechture sets from Lego.

Yes, ALL OF THEM. Even that one that doesn’t fall into that category but it’s a fucking bridge.

I could build my own little world. Then make a Godzilla to come and terrorize it all.

What?

So I’m learning about the Small and Large Intestine right now. A relative has a mass in their small intestine and are going to have a colonoscopythingy and a biopsy of said mass on Thursday.

Fuck getting old.

This has been a Truthful Tuesday.

… and I’m done for the night

I have a german shepard black lab mix.

He likes to jump through windows of parked cars.

Said cars aren’t always the one I own.

Silly dog.

He’s learning… honest he is. Luckly it’s only been friend’s cars.

But still.

There’s just way too much truth going on in my life today for a TT post. So I won’t even go there.

:-)

Headache begone!

I do believe I have figured out exactly what I need. I don’t need any kind of sophisticated computer system. Don’t need something with a gazillion bells and whilstles.

All I need is a light weight thing that I can take notes on. Or write a story with. All of that. Something simple. Nothing too complex.

Something that I won’t get distracted easily with. Yes I’m looking at YOU angry birds.

Hmmm what to get though. What would take care of all of that for me.

UPS dude remembers my last name.

I told it to him once almost 5 years ago, and he still remembers it.

Not sure if I should be happy or scared about this.

Oh well.

Try seltzer with fresh lime if you like the carbonation.

I’ll give that a try! Thanks!

So. Day two no soda. Drinking water like crazy though.

I wonder what the water will eventually do to me… aside from keep me hydrated.

If I end up drowning… well that just means I jumped into a swimming pool and started drinking. Bad idea.

No, I’m not going to jump into a pool and start drinking. That would be terrible.

However, a nice swim on a warm day like today would be nice.

I do believe I have mastered the art of walking quietly with flipflops. Go me!

I feel like I’ve accomplished something today. I can go home now right?

I’m awake. I’m at work.

I need coffee.

Did I mention I’m awake?

I want a mac mini, but can’t shape my mind into thinking I NEED one. Not yet. Still working on this.

My dog is learning to play fetch with himself. It’s quite amusing.

The difference between me using my phone during work and you using your phone during work is… I don’t make any noise.

Experiences.

Everyone goes through them in this thing called life. They aren’t always easy, and they aren’t always difficult. Some experiences are truely gratefying while others just make you want to die.

Sharing your life with a person, you learn about them and the experiences that they have endured. The good times and the bad. The ones that make your stomach turn inside out and the ones that give you happy little butterflies.

Listening to those experiences that just tear me up inside, makes me want to do everything in my power to remove them from her memory. I often wonder what life would be like if we haden’t of met. Where would she be, where would I be at this point in time.

Interesting once you get thinking about it all. Not always an easy thing to do.

Like those times when she wakes up crying because of a bad dream. Or when she’s talking in her sleep… pleading with her deamons to stop.

Helpless doesn’t even begin to describe it.

Thinking penguin is thinking today… weird.

Well I just started labeling things in my office. My phone, my computer etc. Figured why not.

Honestly, who knows if I’ll come in tomorrow and suddenly forget everything?

Better to be safe than sorry.

Seriously, honestly, truth.

If my parents ever use Twitter or Tumblr. I’m quitting those services.

FaceBook was bad enough.

They’ve both since quit FaceBook. But still.

Nightmares.

I have roughly 120 gigs of Music and Movies sitting on a terabyte harddrive.

What would be the best machine to get?

Let’s not worry about price at the moment… but don’t go over 2 grand LOL

and… go

So… I’ve decided I need a mac. I also want to start developing apps for iOS… which requires me to have a mac.

Apple use to sell notebooks called ibooks… but now ibooks are actual books.

Can you tell confuzzled penguin is confuzzled? Oh yeah big time confuzzled.

So I guess I’ll be looking into a mac mini.

That seems cheap yet afforadble, yet will hopefully have what I need in it.

Yeah all of that.

Yes I drank coffee and am wearing thongs (aka flipflops) to work today. So I’m both super hyper and you can hear me a mile away.

Kind of amusing if you ask me.

Also kind of fun.

Loud penguin is loud.