utahhostage replied to your post: Last Nights Nightmare Ummm…OUCH! uh huh
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Last Nights Nightmare
Dreamed I had testicular cancer and they removed my balls. Yep. So um… gah I hate dreaming!
Answers For meyechael
What personality trait of yours do you like the most? - I’d have to say my sarcasm. Yes def my sarcasm, love it with a passion. What personality trait of yours do you like the least? - The thoughts that occur in my head. Thinking is a personality trait right? It’s a dark place I try to avoid. How much money a year is just enough to not stress about money? - Oh twice the amount...
So there's this IM thingy
Yep logged into IM. She’s also logged in. Haven’t talked with her in what seems like ages. Huh. Funny how that works. Oh well. I’ll just let it sit there.
Apparently it's a problem with Firefox
corgisandboobs: I can post normally using fucking Safari. I am saddened by this turn of events. Chrome? It’s good for cars… why not the web?
Pondering Penguin Perpetually Puckering
Ah the mistakes that make up life. Sometimes those mistakes lead to good things, other times they’re just meant as a learning experience. Then there are the times you just realize you fucked up.
Once upon a time there was a ducky. This duck decided he wanted to be a cow instead. Day in and day out the duck would graze with theo ther cows. He realized that happy cows lived in California, ‘cause ducks watch a lot of tv of coruse. So the duck moved to California. There he grazed with the happy cows. One day another duck came along. He said to the first duck “What on...
Penguin Gets A Phone Call
Got a phone call from my brother this morning. It went something like this. Me: Hello? Him: Is Penguin there? Me: Yes… how are ya? Him: Fine, how are you? Me: I’m doing fantabulous! Him: Is this Penguin? Me: uh huh Him: Oh! I didn’t recognize your voice!
Woke up this morning. So I’m awake. I’m also at work. It’s a good thing. I get off at 2 pm today! WOOHOO! Red Lobster for lunch!
whitechocolatesuperstar asked: Happy Early Birthday, Penguin! I hope it's a great one!!! XoXoX
now it's bedtime for Tumblr
So my birfday can come tomorrow faster! Mwhahahaha hah ha Night people in my computer! Much loves! Penguin
If up is up and down is down, sideways must be hell. There are times I just stare at walls thinking how could would it be to have a 3D television up. Not everything in Texas is bigger, I saw a midget… however he was a big midget, so may everything in Texas IS bigger. My cat was behind my head, she jumped down and is no longer up there. The Swamp Cooler is on. Kinda cold. But hey...
Fun With OCD
OCD ODC CDO COD DOC DCO Okay I’m bored with that now.
I’m not filthy minded it’s how other people take my comments.– Penguin
Here's your chance
Yep. Your chance tonight to think whatever you want. Whatever it is think about it. So there’s that. Go ahead do it! :-) I already know what Imma think about.
4 Hours To Go
Every birthday year I try to make a goal for the next year. Forget the whole New Years resolution. I measure my years by birthdates. So … this year I have a new goal. :-) But I can’t share it. It’s like a wish. If I tell, it won’t work out and I’ll fail. Soooo shhhhh secret goal is secret!
So they’re making The Hobbit into 3 movies. This has to be due to the following reasons: a) The midgets in the film wanted equal rights. b) The midgets in the film decided they needed something to compensate for their small height among other things. *cough* you know what I mean *cough* c) There really isn’t a C option, but it’s here for kicks.
Duct Tape, if it doesn’t fix everything. What else can you use? Everyone uses duct tape to fix stuff. Huh. Packing tape isn’t strong enough. Plus it’s clear. I like the colors of duct tape.
Dog is sleeping. I don’t have any problems with that. He’s so freakin’ cute when he’s asleep. Such a good good doggeh. He also chases his tail. One of these days he’ll figure out that he’s not meant to chase his tail. Yet tail chasing is all the rage these days.
evolutionofphunny replied to your post: Christmas and my Birfday It’s my birthday eve too, and I’m in bed full of allergy meds! Hmmm do they help you sleep? *makes note to go get zzzzQuil*
Christmas and my Birfday
I can’t sleep on Christmas Eve or my Birfday Eve. I swear there’s something wrong with me. I’m not a little kid. My mind is rather strange yes, but it sure as hell knows when not to act like a little kid. Oh well.
Unsee The Internets!
Ever wish you could unsee things? Me too. I’m about to google stuff I know I shouldn’t google. :-) If I go blind… uh… it was nice knowing ya.
I’m a happy penguin (I’m a happy penguin) I’m a happy penguin (I’m a happy penguin) So put your hands up! Flip out that tail Waggle the flippers Do your own penguin thing Waddle your feet Do a flippy Make the other penguins scream If you like it you should have made it to fly … uh yeah let’s stop right there and not even continue
I misread words often. Mostly mistake common innocent words for sexual words.– Penguin
That Black Sheep
You know that one black sheep in the family that’s always screwing things up? Yeah. They live far away at the moment. Near my folks. Bad thing? They’re only related through marriage. Good thing they don’t know about this account. It’s not that I hate them. They’re just fucking weird and manipulative. So yeah there’s that. Oh btw? I don’t expect...
Friends Vs True Friends
Friends hold your head when you’re crying. True friends hold their heads under water so they can’t come back and kill you.
A Secret Love Afair
O.o My Mac is in the shop. The store rep they had on duty claims there’s nothing wrong. But she’s not a fucking tech and doesn’t know how to access the Mac’s logs apparently. So fuck her and the horse she rode in on! A tech will be looking at it. If they tell me it hasn’t been freezing, I call bullshit. I’ve read the fucking logs.
Nothing to see here move along. There was something. But well it could be considered thinking worthy. So screw it. PUPPIES!
Her: Huh the Olympics are on
Me: Yeah that's nice, Dead Like Me?
Me: Followed by BIg Bang Theory?
Her: Hell yeah
Me: We have our own special olympics huh?
Her: Uh, I'm pretty sure that's not what they mean by special
Me: Who's they?
Her: *shrugs* I dunno
Me: works for me
It’s kinda like a brain freeze, but lasts a whole lot longer.
Is It Just Me
… or does The Hunger Games sound like a perfect Zombie title? Go on think about it for a little bit. In other thoughts, authors should just write a parody based on their book before they publish their book, they can publish both books together. How fun would that be?
Took the nephew on a walk with the dogs one day
Figured why not give him something to drink. Had a 44 oz empty mug, so I cleaned it out and put water in it. On the walk, this guy goes. “Holy cow, that’s a child! WIth that huge of a soda? What on earth?!” Damn idiots. It’s fucking water! Oh the good times that were had.
I do believe my reblog finger has broken. Weird. I love that finger, I better fix it. The new post finger? Works just fine. :-)
Phone: Ring Ring
Phone: Ring Ring
Her: Oh, I didn't mean to call you!
Her: Sorry. *click*
Gotta love how the dad is all talking up how great he was during sex. Kids show huh? Right.
Today I have the attention span of a 4 year old. Excuse me while I go find out what that noise is.
My two cats and dog decided they wanted to all cuddle with me last night. One cat was at my side, the other cat was at my head and the dog was on my other side. Thank goodness I’m not claustrophobic! Also a good thing that I’m not allergic to animals. Silly pets, I wonder what they’ll do next.
Flippity Flappity Frack
Don’t mind me, I’m practicing my non swearing words. Which if used in placement of actual swearing is really still swearing. So while I frack this all out in my brain to the last shiznit while everyone else just sucks dingle hoppers. Yeah I’m not good that improv swearing. :D Screw it.
That One Moment
When you have a one track mind and it just keeps going on in an endless loop where you don’t expect to be getting out of the loop anytime soon? Yeah all of that. Welcome to Penguinhood.
You know that moment you’re sticking your tongue out at your dog ‘cause they did something silly? Then they come up and lick your tongue? Yeah you just french kissed your dog. This happens to other people right? Not just me? Crap. I’m totally shutting up now. xD
stilltiedtothetracks replied to your photo: Waves to the Tumbler peeps! All nine of you (and… Do you have any idea how long it’s been since I was on a crush list??? No… you is now though! :D Center square! *hugs* Yay crush list! :D
Me: So my birthday present, are you going to give it to me tomorrow morning?
Her: Nope, I'm making you wait until you get home from work.
Me: Is it electronic and can I take it to work with me?
Me: Is it an ebook reader? Oh I bet it's an ebook reader!
Her: No it's not
Me: Yes it is, the dog pulled it out of the closet last night.
Her: *eyes go big* He what?!
Me: Hah! He didn't do that. So it's an ebook reader huh?
Her: It's NOT an ebook reader
I’d love to say I understand each and everything that happens on my dash. Most of the time I don’t even understand me oh my dash. Oh look I’m on my dash! So yep there’s that. :-) Hi Monday. You’re a lot of fun. I bet you enjoy being the first day of the workweek. Imagine if Monday was named Friday and Friday was named Monday. We’d all be cursing Friday to...