A Few years ago

We got a frog. From her work. We planted a garden in the back yard. Forgot about the garden and everything else.

Well the frog didn’t enjoy being scared by the cats, so we let him out in the back yard too.

To this day, I still wonder if there’s a large frog in the back yard … you know because he’s mutated and everything. I wonder if he’s gonna show up at the back door and kill us all.

Damn frog.