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Tue, 21 May 2013 01:04:31 -0400

Watching 1000 Ways To Die

Tue, 21 May 2013 01:03:14 -0400

Always makes me feel better about life. :-) I haven’t ended up on that show… yet. lol

Running

Tue, 21 May 2013 01:02:00 -0400

Ever run away from a problem? Yeah it’s been known to happen. :-) Currently running through a...

Thinking... Thinking ... Thunked.

Tue, 21 May 2013 00:35:03 -0400

Mind is full of thinking tonight. Not sure if it’s a good thing or a bad thing…...

Sleeping....

Tue, 21 May 2013 00:23:09 -0400

There’s this thing called sleep. Some tend to actually get in eight hours in a night…...

Yahoo Agreed To Buy Tumblr?

Mon, 20 May 2013 00:39:14 -0400

What in the fuck? 1.1 billion? Oh to go back in time and create something as cool as Tumblr before...

Living

Mon, 20 May 2013 00:14:17 -0400

Windows Windows go crashing Crashing in the dark Crashing in the light Everything is seen Rocks...

At The Movies

Mon, 20 May 2013 00:08:12 -0400

Her Mom: What's happening? Why are they doing that? Explain it to me! Me: Uh... Her: Just watch,...

I just unlocked the My Goatee is Happy sticker on...

Sun, 19 May 2013 21:23:19 -0400

I just unlocked the My Goatee is Happy sticker on GetGlue

70183 others have also unlocked the My Goatee is Happy sticker on GetGlue.com

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Bacon... but was it bacon?

Sun, 19 May 2013 20:19:06 -0400

So… I’m having a dilemma. I had bacon today in a BLT sandwich on sourdough bread. The...

What If...

Sun, 19 May 2013 00:30:17 -0400

Tumblr was like Oprah? “You get porn, and you get porn, and you get porn, and you get porn,...

Candy Crush Part 2

Sun, 19 May 2013 00:19:41 -0400

So… Candy Crush is being played at the moment. Not by me. I’m currently stuck on level...

You know that thing...

Sun, 19 May 2013 00:10:20 -0400

yeah that thing you said you’d do if… blank… ever happened? Yeah. I’m good...

If Tumblr Goes Yahoo...

Sun, 19 May 2013 00:08:36 -0400

Uh… it was nice knowing y’all. Said the flippity flippers of the penguin. Yep.

I dunno. I mean, I just love boobs, I guess?

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:20:14 -0400

This!

smuttercup: This is perfect.

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:16:23 -0400

smuttercup:

This is perfect.

I should shave

Sat, 18 May 2013 21:24:50 -0400

Yep, shaving would be good about now.

Getting Dressed

Sat, 18 May 2013 18:42:03 -0400

I saw no use in getting dressed at all today. Nope. Usually happens on weekends. Works out great.

Wendy's For Lunch

Sat, 18 May 2013 16:39:19 -0400

Sure it might be 2 1/2 hours after noon… but IDGAF. It’s Saturday. I can do...

Sipping on Gin and Juice

Sat, 18 May 2013 16:09:21 -0400

Okay so it’s really just Vanilla Coke.