Inappropriate Post

Here we have a mostly inappropriate post. It’s not because I say it’s inappropriate… it is because it IS inappropriate.

About a year ago… I was just a wee little penguin running around town. Live was great. Living in an igloo and everything. No really it was wonderful.

Very soon after, I was whisked away to the South Pole. Trust me there isn’t  enough Santa to go around. He hates the South Pole. Hates it with a passion.

Eventually I left the South Pole in search of a warmer climate. Something with some heat. I ended up in the North Pole.

Santa wasn’t too king about me heading to the North Pole. His elves weren’t much of help either. Mrs. Claus kept insisting that I move away. Out and away from it all. I eventually did.

Ever since then I could hear musical instruments. People were dancing and singing. They were really good at it.

Xylophone music filled the air. There was even some elves who were busting a move as it were. Oh but I digress. That’s how this story goes. See how inappropriate that was? If you didn’t… yeah.

I don’t miss Windows

At work I use a Windows box. Some of the software I use at work only runs on Windows. I’m use to it.

At home, I run a Linux box as well as a Mac. I have an old computer setup as a server that run Linux.

I do have a Windows 7 mini laptop, that I rarely use.

I’m too busy using my Linux box.

Go figure.

18 Months

I always get a kick when people go “Oh! How old is your baby?”

The response? “18 Months”

Yeah um… why not say a year and a half?

Good thing people don’t ask me how many months old I am. Sheesh.

(Come July 31st? 12,054 days old, thank you very much)

lol

Fuck You Tumblr

Yeah I said it. Fuck you for not working. You claim you’re out of capacity and you’re “working” on it. Yeah sure you iz.

My SST picture will just not be realized tonight.

Oh wow… I just heard an old man say “Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!”

No shit.

I heard it.

He’s okay now.

Dear Wednesday

Why yes, I just did spell it out Wed Nes Day in my head. It’s how I learned, well it’s probably how most people learned.

Feeling much better today.

Not every single joint in my fucking body is aching like crazy, now they’re just feeling tired and stiff. So pretty much back to normal. Yay!

It’s 9:22, I’ll show up to work around 10. I love my job.

Got to 90 degrees yesterday… well shoot I’m talking about the weather, so this post must be over.

Photography

stilltiedtothetracks:

fmlkegg:

So… if people who own a camera say that they’re photographers. Then I can say I’m in porn because I have a Penis?

Ya know just thinking out loud there.

You silly!

You have to have an expensive DSLR and at least one fancy lens to call yourself a photographer.

That means you have to have a FANCY penis to call yourself a porn star ;)

LOL! Yes! This! So Much This!

How do people know I DON’T have a fancy penis? ;)

lolol

Photography

So… if people who own a camera say that they’re photographers. Then I can say I’m in porn because I have a Penis?

Ya know just thinking out loud there.

Counting Penguin

I usually can’t spell worth a darn. Usually can’t count worth a darn either. So I use my fingers. :-) For the counting, not the spelling.

When I need to spell something, I usually fake it until I absolutly need to spell it right. For work that can sometimes be right away.

I would use my toes to count if I could, but they’re covered by shoes. So my fingers do just fine.

Good thing I do have fingers, or else I’d be in trouble trying to get up to 10.